The person below me!

[sox-and-the-city]

Actually meant the band, but then you may not have heard of them, seeing as they're German and all... lol here


Nah, prefer my men like i take my coffee: slow roasted for extra flavour, milky and with a shot of syrup. Alcohol just needs to be plentiful. And not beer. lol

The person below me knows what makes a party.

[Woolfe]

Lol oh yeah, at the risk of sounding somewhat arrogant, I can seriously throw a party. XD

The person below me has woken up beside someone with no idea who they were and wondering what they were thinking?

Ky xx

[sox-and-the-city]

Yup. The 'Travelodge Incident' is infamous. It's exactly what it says on the tin. I woke up in a travelodge next to the single most hideous man, ended up paying for the room, and still somehow getting accused of being a rent boy?? Then over the course of the following day of had most awkward memories of truly horrednously bad sex. He asked 'am i hurting you??' I replied 'IT'S NOT IN YET!!'

The person below me has withheld sex to get back at someone.

[Woolfe]

Lmao well mines was a Hilton incident, but much of the same thing, and yes, one never quite forgets it.

I've withheld sex out of pure bastardishness, withholding as revenge was dignified. *laugh

The person below me has had sex with most of their exes post breakup?

Ky xxx

[sox-and-the-city]

Lmao well mines was a Hilton incident

Ooo well aren't we fancy?? Puts my travelodge to shame, it's like you're Paris and i'm Chantelle. Thing is, I won big brother. So there.

Actually, no. Trying to think id it's ever happened... Nope, not post breakup, unless a long time after when both are drunk and lonely counts?? I'm a frim believer in getting over someone by getting under someone ELSE hehe

The person below me likes angry sex.

[Woolfe]

Lol well... that's my parade thoroughly pissed on! I fart in your general direction! Haha nah, was just the closest place.

That counts! Hehe

Oh god yes, true.

The person below me is truly gutted about Eartha Kitt?

Ky xx

[sox-and-the-city]

See that's the worst thing about the travelodge was it was like an HOUR away form the last club i remeber being in that night...

Yup, gutted doesn't even cover it. I worshipped that woman and her voice. I'll never hear Santa Baby the same way again. *dries small tear

The person below me wants to go see Morrisey with me.

[Woolfe]

Aww yeah.

And semi-true... who needs the Morrisey part?



Ky xxxx

[sox-and-the-city]

Bless, well if you're ever up North, Aberdeen not only boasts a monochrome outlook (it's ALL GREY, i tells you!!), but the most junkies per head of anywhere in the UK. Except Fraserburgh. With such inducements as this, how could anyone stay away??

[Woolfe]

Oh damn, you should work in P.R. for Aberdeen City Council with that attractive outlook on the area!

Haha.

The person below me is going really old-school and listening to No Limit?

(not that I am, at-all...)

Ky xxx