Yeah is annoying, The worst was my little 'venture' on the Golden Gate Bridge - honestly I was just climbing up to get a better view... Cops appear out of no where, questioning me why I stepped up on the lower part of the banister - Like no one else could see that huge cargo ship slipping under the bridge. Hell I wasn't even suicidal that day!
TPBM has been harassed by the police for nothing.
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No, I obey the law and stay away from any possible cop harassing scenario. If you don't do anything wrong no cop is going to harass you here. They be like soldiers, these carabineros here. They don't bother with you unless you're asking for it.
TPBM finds it a wee bit disturbing when cops march along the Armed Forces in military parades.
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Not at all. If I runs and grabs crotches, I runs and grabs crotches. LMAO
TPBM likes to smear mayonnaise on their hair at night.
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No, mayonnaise is gross
TPBM cracks bones and slices extremities
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Only when I know I wont get caught.
TPBM loves to wear pink fuzzy underwear.
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Um. No.
TPBM refuses to cook tonight.
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Abso-fukkin-lutely!!!
TPBM says "yes" when they mean no.
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No
I'll let you figure out what that means....
TPBM wears reading glasses.
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I wear everything glasses - I'm blind all the time
tpbm uses the schwartz
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The Schwartz, The Force, The Pliers........whatever gets the job done.
TPBM snorts Sweet N Low.
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