The person below me!

[Miles]

Other than the daily lag that happened about 10 minutes ago, none.

Tpbm has eaten a cockroach.

[MisterTinkles]

It was covered in chocolate....



TPBM is addicted to enemas

[Miles]

Only the kind that Jack Nicholson gives dressed as a homicidal clown.

Tpbm licks their own genitals

[MisterTinkles]

Never.


TPBM goes "shopping" at high school football games

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Not in many a year.....

TPBM gratuitous violence....


BTW if are just going to scream 'I don't know what that means' then don't post... you have a brain, use it be inventive.....

[Miles]

FUCK YOU I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS AND I POST WHAT I WANT BITCH

*beats boween to death with a Hugo Weaving blow-up doll*

Tpbm realizes how meta I just got

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Sorry, no, I rarely pick up contagious stuff.....

TPBM no sex in a long time.....

[Miles]

22.5 years to be precise

tpbm sniff sniff

[trywait]

im not crying.

the person below me has spent a day doing nothing

[Miles]

Yes. Absolutely yes. This has been the least productive day I've had in weeks and it was AWESOME

tpbm is tired