The person below me!

[CurtCB]

Ok but only during Mardi Gras, Gaypride weekend, and Southern Decadence.

The person below me has to give Susan Boyle a bikini wax.

[jade_ari]

As long as she sing with that voice of hers, I'm down.

The person below me has done dirty things with frozen produce.

[fjp999]

Yes. If by dirty you mean make your nipples tingle!

The person below me is getting hungry for meat!

[CurtCB]

i haven't had any meat for almost 3 weeks. If I turn off the computer and got a life... Oh never mind


The person below me sees certain vegetables as cheap sex toys

[jade_ari]

JAJA! Estas loco! /\

The person below me wants to have sex in a fish tank full of noodles.

wtf?

[fjp999]

As long as they are soba noodles!

The person below me hates pencil dicks!

[CurtCB]

haha yeah i am definitely girth before length >

The person below me gets an erection while having fantasies about plucking the hair out of Simon Crowell's ears

[fjp999]

You had me until mentioning SC

The person below me gets hard thinking of fucking an afro.

[CurtCB]

especially if it belongs to Macy Gray

the person below me wants to explore his foot fetish by giving Gordon Brown a foot bath and massage with his tongue

[jade_ari]

...umm...que?

The person below wants to do whatever Curt said.