The person below me!

[thawoods]

I definitely agree with that statement.

definitely not!

TPBM has seen a harlequin.

[Insertnamehere]

Yes, a performer in the street

TPBM has been brought before the High Inquisitor

[thawoods]

high inquisitor, principal, whatever, yep, for playing chess openly while a class was going on

TPBM is a dumb blonde.

[trywait]

if you consider having frosted hair, "blonde," ok. otherwise, nope

tpbm grooms his pubes

[thawoods]

no

TPBM can sing "Rollin' - Limp Bizkit" with his eyes closed.

[Cridders88]

Yep . Love that tune!

TPBM likes to binge on sugary snacks every now and then

[thawoods]

no!!!!!!!!!! definitely not!

TPBM will prefer Lady Antebellum over Lady Gaga.

[Cridders88]

I'm not sure who Lady Antebellum is, Lady Gaga has done an ok song or two, so I'll go for Lady Gaga.

TPBM prefers underground (not mainstream) music.

[thawoods]

idk. but most of my music is mainstream.

TPBM is a closeted carpenter.

[Insertnamehere]

Not at all

TPBM has noticed my lack of focus and will slap me to snap me out of it