The person below me!

[thawoods]

yes, especially on my back ...

TPBM has seen a butt crack on the loose before.

[AlfredM]

Yeah I have, lol.

TPBM is grateful for something that he has always taken for granted.

[thawoods]

i think so lol ...

TPBM has drunk something "intoxicating" these past few days.

[Insertnamehere]

No

TPBM has navigated through the harbor

[Scootaloo]

yes I have


TPBM ate a BLT last wednesday at 3:47 while listening to the Pet Shop Boys in the middle of doing jumping jacks

[thawoods]

no, but i really do love BLTs, dammit lol XXXXX

TPBM can do 20 push-ups in a day ...

[Scootaloo]

sure, just not in one attempt


TPBM has a TV bigger then 60 inches

[Insertnamehere]

I don't know, I haven't measured it.


TPBM is working on cold fusion

[thawoods]

nope ...


tpbm will clone his mother ...XX

[Insertnamehere]

Why would I do that?

TPBM will get rid of me when the time is right