The person below me!

[Insertnamehere]

I only had morphine once, so no. Then again it's a booze-free day too, so....

TPBM has received some important bit of news that will make things very good if everything goes well

[knickerbuck]

yes ..

TPBM has read a piece of literature in the past 24 hours ..

[Insertnamehere]

Oh yes. I'm on Anglo-American history now.

TPBM will forgive me for being a twat to them if I ever have.

[Justaguy]

You never have, so there's nothing to forgive mile:

TPBM has filled themselves up with lasagne and white chocolate.

[Insertnamehere]

You whore! No I haven't :/

TPBM will go for drinks with me if they meet me (after the mandatory punch in the face obviously)

[Justaguy]

I have never punched anyone, so lets just go for the drink. Unless the mandatory punch is for me? :eek:

TPBM talks to themselves far too often.

[Insertnamehere]

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR too often.

No, the punch is for me.

TPBM has kicked someone in the jaw as a reflex when they tried to tickle you

[Chase]

Maybe not in the jaw but somewhere else.
TPBM is going to get stoned with me now that weed is legal where I live

[Insertnamehere]

Sadly, I cannot stand the smell of pod. Let's do booze instead, yes? I have more chances to get a new liver than new neurons.

TPBM is readying that punch 'cause I'm standing here waiting and I don't have much time.

[Cridders88]

Ok, if you insist, I'll just bloody punch you already!

TPBM was surprised at some stage today, and will tell us why.