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The person below me!
Oh hell yeah! I especially have a fondness for paprika and oregano.

TPBM has a funny story from their past involving one of these:
1) a house party
2) mistaken identity
3) witnessing a road traffic accident as they were hanging lights and decorations in their apartment window
Gossip is the Devil’s telephone; best just to hang up.
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I do!

On April 1st my brother and mother went for their vaccines together.  Mom tends to get lost easily, so Chris said he wanted to stay close, so he could make sure she ended up where she needed to go.

That plan failed because Chris went after work, so he was wearing his security uniform, so they rushed him through, thinking he was on break from his job, so that he could return quickly.

As they got separated, Chris made note of what mom was wearing, so he could find her and get her through the halls and out of the building.  She had on dark jeans, black sneakers with a white sole, her black waist bag, and a grey hoodie.

As Chris was in his private booth getting his vaccine, he could see through an opening in the curtains a small woman in black and white sneakers, dark jeans, and a grey hoodie.  She seemed to be standing there and looking around, so he says from behind the curtain:

"Hey, I see you there, you crazy lady!  What are you doin'?  Did they jab you in the ass with the needle?  Go sit down and I'll be right out!"

The woman then moved away.  Chris gets out of is booth, and looks around the room.  Mom is not anywhere.  However, sitting in the front row is a little, older lady, dressed just like my mom.

Chris had been talking to the wrong person!


TPBM just had something sweet
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Yup, chocolate cake !

TPBM is moody today.
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I've  been in a pretty good mood today.

Something sad happened for TPBM today.
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Nope, everything is good today.

TPBM had a large lunch today.
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Not yet, but will be.

TPBM is about to find out what sauce they are https://www.buzzfeed.com/ratsnekgonom/wh...do3ouqpq6u
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I did! I am barbecue sauce! I feel very enlightened Smile

TPBM prefers Maths over English.
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I was always better at English.

BTW, I am barbecue sauce too.

TPBM should've slept longer last night.
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Always!

TPBM spends days off worrying about how fast they are passing.
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I don't worry about it, but I do think they pass quickly.

TPBM straightened out their home today.
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