The person below me!

[Esruc]

I am indifferent to whales.

The person below can tell the difference between butter and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.

[princealbertofb]

I probably could
The person below me likes chocolate chip cookies (who doesn't like chocolate chip cookies? )

[Mr. Not So Lonely]

I do however being diabetic I cannot have them much WHAAAAAA

the person below me has a crack in his backside

[princealbertofb]

Yes but I swear I didn't do it!!! :redface:

The person below me knows how to treat (mend? repair? fill?) such cracks

[XRIMO]

the best way to fill cracks is with caulking and lots of it. Get all the caulk in there you can.

The person below me already has their Christmas holiday planned out.

[princealbertofb]

Christmas is never much of a holiday to plan, it tends to repeat itself (not that I mind)
The person below me wishes pizza weren't fattening in the long run.

[Mr. Not So Lonely]

nope hate pizza

the person below me has long hair

[Ultra]

It's getting there, it's not long. It's medium-short at this point.

The person below me has a fur coat.

[XRIMO]

False, I ain't got my pimpin coat... yet.

The person below me wants Thursday to be abolished... it's only there to make you wait longer for the weekend.

[varuize]

I would take Thursday out of the week with a bomb. Its a horrible tease to the weekend.

The person below me likes to do head spins.