The person below me!

[Ultra]

Nope, I'm not even capable of doing that lol.

The person below me has mostly friends that are the opposite sex.

[Mr. Not So Lonely]

nope I have a few of either gender

the person below me likes long walks on the beach with his/her bf

[princealbertofb]

Oh yes, I'd like nice long walks with my bf on the beach, except the last time we did something that looked remotely like that was, when???? 8 years ago? Maybe we have to go for long walks in the mountain instead?
The person below me has had interesting news... (some might say AMAAAAAAZING!)

[jade_ari]

YES PRINCEALBERT!!!

I AM GOING TO BE THE NEXT TOM FORD OR ALEXANDER MCQUEEN!!!!

READ MY THREAD!!!!

The person below is wanting a martini...

[princealbertofb]

no no, I'll leave the Martini kindly to you, lol (I don't drink)
The person below me will get drunk if they have too many Martinis... hehehe hips

[jade_ari]

YES!!! Out of celebrating...my sister is going to take me out for sushi and sakitinis...

the person below should come celebrate with me!!!

[princealbertofb]

then, I'll let someone else answer that one,

[jade_ari]

lol! Awww...okay we will have sparkling apple cider...lol!

The person below me wants a strawberry crepe...

[Ultra]

A strawberry what? Nah.

The person below me does not own a baseball autographed by Mickey Mantle.

[BadaBingBangBoom]

I wish I did!

The person below me has farted between now and 5 minutes ago.