The person below me!

[Mr. Not So Lonely]

nope


the person below me has no life and is always on here

[Nocturnal]

That's only half true.

The person below me thinks I have no life.

[XRIMO]

Perhaps, I don't know you well enough.

The person below me has a plan for the end of the world.

[Ultra]

Not at all, I have no plans for the end of the world lol. Trust me, I'm not gonna be alive when that happens so I don't have to worry about that (the end of the world will happen in over a hundred of years or so).

The person below me has a healthy prostate.

[Mr. Not So Lonely]

true but how did you know that without checking.

the person below me likes apple dumplings

[theyetisleeps]

True. I can't get enough of them.

The person below me loves computer programming.

[Nocturnal]

Blech.

The person below me might or might not be a Yeti.

[Mr. Not So Lonely]

nope wrong

The person below me is a legend in his own mind

[Nocturnal]

Depends on the story!

The person below me is in a monogamous relationship.

[Mr. Not So Lonely]

correct

the person below me Wants a relationship