The person below me!

[The Virgin]

I dunno. Nobody's ever commented on my smile.

The person below me is looking forward to a movie, game or band to release something new.

Well, i'm not sure if the anime/manga Naruto & One Piece is applicable, but I would have to say yes cause I've been waiting for their latest cover release.....

The person below me loves to rim his sex partner.

[Dark Angel]

doesnt sound that apealing to me.... though one piece does, because its soooo gooood ^^

The person below me is happy

[Spray]

I feel depressed now.........
The person belows me keeps pets at home.

[Dark Angel]

nooooo D: dont be depressed you gotta be happy to live up to my exspectations!
and nope, no pets.

The person below me swims like a dolphin

[Mr. Not So Lonely]

Yes i do like and with

The person below me has diaper rash

[princealbertofb]

Hell no! I don't think I've had diaper rash since I was a tot... ie wearing nappies (yep, that's what we call them)

The person below me reads a newspaper or magazine on a regular basis (which one?)

[Ultra]

Nah, not anymore. I used to subscribe to Nintendo Power and Gamepro.

The person below me has asthma.

[Spray]

No.......... but I have allergic rhinitis

The person below me is a vegetarian

[The Virgin]

no, i'm not. in fact, i love meat so much. all kinds of them.

the person below me has a shaved armpit..hehe

[princealbertofb]

I think it's been a long time since I shaved my armpits, which I've probably tried...
I find the armpit hair keeps me ultimately drier.
The person below me shaves other parts of their body... (like what?)