The person below me!

[XRIMO]

Only when I'm drunk

The person below me has already pulled off an April Fools prank.

[DRIMO]

Yup. I put this big doll on the toilet. Already got a few good screams.

The person below me has attended a wedding last year.

[XRIMO]

I attended 2 weddings last year! Well, really one wedding and one reception.

The person below me is trying to stave off boredom.

[Genersis]

A little...or perhaps i'm trying to stave off lethargy/procrastination....:redface:

The person below me is destined to make a big decision in their life soon.* Cue mystical music*

[DRIMO]

Uncanny! Yes! :p

The person below me has had deep fried oreos before.

[princealbertofb]

Goodness, no!!! It would be almost as bad as having deep fried Mars bars... I've heard they exist.
The Person below Me hasn't had their breakfast yet, but will do so soon.

[XRIMO]

I had my breakfast awhile ago.

The person below me wants to meet me :p

[DRIMO]

Sure.

The person below me owns something he's ashamed of.

[XRIMO]

Not really ashamed of it, but I probably won't be showing it to guests if they were in my place :p

The person below me wants to save the world.

[DRIMO]

If I could, yeah.

The person below me doesn't shave over the weekend.