"ANAL" Intercourse (Preperation Guide)

[lordjames]

What you'll need for anal recreation

::Requirements::
1. Bottle with a nozzle (via. Enema Bottle, Douche)
2. Natural Regular Bowel Movement (before Douche)
3. Personal Lubricant (Actual SEX lube <--- NO kitchen materials\petroleum jelly)
4. Petroleum Jelly
5. Real TOYS (Dildos, Vibrators, Anal Beads, Fingers...)
6. 2-3 Shower Towels present
7. Dish Soap (Small bottle recommended)
8. Measuring Cup (1\3 Cup of LUKE WARM WATER FOR RECTUM CLEANSING)

Note: Salt Water is untested, I don't really recommend it for the amount of water being used and it would require exact measurements to prevent negative affects to your bowels

::Rectum Cleansing Directions::
1. Get your Douche bottle and Dish Soap
2. Take your Douche nozzle cap off and pour a dab of soap inside of the bottle
3. Pour water into the bottle and then attach nozzle and put soap on nozzle
4. Squirt out the inside and wash the outside of the bottle, repeat until no soap left
5. After your Douche is cleaned, pour 1\3 luke warm water into measuring cup
6. Pour water from measuring cup into Douche bottle and reattach nozzle
7. Apply Petroleum Jelly to the nozzle
8. Squat and slowly squeeze the air out of the bottle until a very small amount of water pours from the nozzle (Less gas pressure in rectum)
Note: Do not use on all fours or laying down or the water might move into your intestines

9. Insert Douche nozzle slowly into your rectum about 1 inch or less (If it hurts to go all the way in, squirt the water some and it will open up your anus more)
10. Count from 1-10 and remove nozzle and use the toilet for releasing
11. Repeat 1-10 Steps until you're 100% clean

Note: Shower after you've finished, DON'T USE SOAP ON YOUR ASS

::Sexual Preparations::
1. After your shower, use one towel for resting on... the second is for your utilities, sex toys and lube... the third will be for drying toys and hands off.
2. Put your douche away and put your sex toys and personal lubricant on your utility towel.
3. Lay on top of your resting towel and insert fingers with lube
4. After using two fingers insert small dildo and work your way up

Note: If poop remnants some how interfere and make a mess, rinse towel in sink until soaked in water... gather other towels and use them to transport the dirty\wet towel to the washing machine IMMEDIATELY.

::OTHER INFORMATION::
As far as the time you should start your sexual preparations\activities... you want to start drinking your coffee around 10:30am and use the bathroom before 2:00pm. Sexual recreation can be committed until your next natural bowel movement. Around 10:30am I recommend drinking "Folger's Breakfast Blend" for the sake of triggering a bowel movement fast. For I have IBS and Constipation problems, and I recommend taking 2 TUMS tablets once a day around lunch time to feel great during anal practices. The "RECTUM CLEANSING" follows up as a cleaner for the natural bowel movement. IT IS NOT AN ENEMA\DOUCHE procedure, your goal is to use a minimal amount of water to restrict cleansing to just the rectum and not the upper colon\intestines. If water goes further than the rectum, you're very likely to trigger a series of bowel movements that could last for more than 24-48 hours. If this happens, assume your operation to be botched and DO NOT use sex toys\colon cleansing for at least 5-6 days. This isn't a colonoscopy, or a medical procedure PERIOD. This is for recreational purposes, and an ENEMA OR A DOUCHE does the very opposite. It will ruin your chances of enjoying anal sex practices completely for days. HOWEVER, in the operation you do use the Douche\Enema instruments to clean the rectum. But too much water WILL result in a very disgusting chain reaction that makes anal sex practices 100% unreliable. Plus because these procedures are very delicate, this will also help people understand how porn stars likely clean before anal sex. It works, but you have to know the do's and do not's. If you don't and you didn't digest my information well, READ AGAIN... there might not actually be any other way to prepare for anal intercourse. Oh yeah, while you cleanse your colon... you don't want to be over a carpet... its best to do it right over your bath tub and release your water in your toilet. There isn't really a clean way to do this stuff without these kind of procedures so don't give up or get sloppy.

One last thing, I dedicated this tutorial to GaySpeak.com for people here who seem to be afraid of anal intercourse and think it is nasty. It can be very clean and make you feel cleaner than you would normally be if you do it properly. Plus for those who chose to actually have anal sex, you're more likely to really have an enjoyable time than you would be if you were playing anal roulette with your butt. You never know what will happen if you're not taking precautions... and the last thing I would like to say is HAVE FUN

[Bowyn Aerrow]

I have never had to go through that much work to get fucked....

And I never had a problem with shit before, during or after sex.

Perhaps you need to check your diet?

[Virge]

My guy has a butt fairy. He's always clean.

I use a douche bottle when I know I need to. It takes me less than 4 minutes to do the job.

[meridannight]

regarding soap: i've never used dishwashing liquid (really?). there is this thing called cream soap. it is completely sting-free. you can use that to wash yourself inside and there's no discomfort to it at all. i recommend that instead of regular soap.

this one for example:

[Darius]

I'd give up sex before doing all that.

[Vizor]

sex without preparation, more interestingly : Лягушка:

[Lexington]

I've been doing it wring all these years. I guess I'm just kinky, then.

Lex

[himself]

That list sounds a bit scary. However, the OP has IBS. I don't know if I have IBS (I haven't been diagnosed) but I have had digestive problems for 10 years (they're not so bad now though - I was in a lot of discomfort when I was at school) and I used to worry a bit about how I could fit the rest of my life around my digestive problems. Not so much now, but since I've realised that I am gay, I have been thinking about how my digestive problems would affect my ability to have sex.

[lordjames]

That list sounds a bit scary. However, the OP has IBS. I don't know if I have IBS (I haven't been diagnosed) but I have had digestive problems for 10 years (they're not so bad now though - I was in a lot of discomfort when I was at school) and I used to worry a bit about how I could fit the rest of my life around my digestive problems. Not so much now, but since I've realised that I am gay, I have been thinking about how my digestive problems would affect my ability to have sex.

This is the reason why I had to figure out a safe diet, which oddly it protects me from several of IBS symptoms. The coffee and tums are the actual reason why I'm actually able to have bowel movements, otherwise I wouldn't have any capability to do these kind of sexual recreations. I'm surprisingly athletic and I have a very well balanced diet, it just doesn't matter with my bowel disorder.

To answer most of the comments, I take the precautions because I have IBS like I mentioned before. And with IBS, my bowels are very random and I find it aggravating to worry about it like I always do. So I devised a project and a little research and put together a pretty much iron clad preparation strategy which makes everything almost completely safe. And I don't think anyone would normally want to see poop lol

If anyone here doesn't struggle with digestion issues, this guide is kind of overkill I suppose. But I don't remember what it was exactly like without IBS when I was a kid. I would say though, these days I have to jump through hoops to keep myself going. So if you do know what I am talking about, this guide will help you through tough times. I was also thinking about sending some of my research on Folgers Breakfast Blend back to a nearby hospital where I live, and see what my doctor thinks of it. I have a schedule for my IBS and it shows the symptoms practically disappearing every day that I drink it. I don't take any drugs for IBS either, it does all of the work for me. So while I was researching I read that coffee enemas can literally reboot your digestive system if it slows down... and according to the information... it can pretty much revive your bowel systems permanently I haven't tested this yet, I don't recommend doing anything like that until you talk to a doctor.

[Butterfingers]

It's been years, I was teen, but we just fucked.I never worried about getting dirty and neither did those who fucked me. I am sure that we wiped well and showered daily.
Seems to me like it would ruin the mood to take too long "cleaning out"