Finding the Perfect Roommate

[Rareboy]

Many of us have been in this position.

But sometimes it can be a challenge;



http://dailydot57.rssing.com/chan-11042677/all_p5.html

Hi weirdo,
How much is this room per month (if it's still available)? I can nemesis (nemesize?), cook eggs interesting, keep a house clean, and I can't play guitar but I can play all types of percussive instruments. However, I'm on a limited budget—think the Joker as opposed to Lex Luthor. I'll be honest, so far I haven't seen any rooms in Williamsburg that I can actually afford, but I like the neighborhood and your ad made me laugh so I figured I'd take the chance.

[Lexington]

That's....complex. It's the sort of "Roommate wanted" ad I would've wanted to write when I was 11. Now? I'm a bit too lazy for an arch-nemesis.

I once looked at a place where the rent would have been reduced if I had walked around naked while home...and reduced further if I had sex with the owner. I ended up finding a place cheaper than even the sex-rent, and it was a nicer place, to boot. So no idea how that would've worked out.

Lex