Study links homosexuality to eating grits

[MikeW]

everyone knows Strawberry Quick made you gay!

LOL




I have a book where a gay author makes fun of the stereotypes and rumors about how kids turned out gay (eating fruitcake, marble cake) and a number of gay kids said they were the only ones in their family that would drink Strawberry Quick.

WHen I was younger, I was the only one in the house who would drink it. LOL

OMG, I bet it was all those [COLOR="Pink"]pink strawberry Flav-R Straws I sucked on as a kid!!![/COLOR]

[Iceblink]

skittle brew made me gay

[himself]

If you ever need to get children to eat their vegetables, just tell them that they have to if they want to become big and strong and heterosexual.

[CellarDweller]

skittle brew?

[LONDONER]

It's ridiculous. Pretty much everybody in the southern US eats grits at one point or another. We would be seeing population collapse by now if there was any truth to it.

Isn't the Daily Currant a troll site a la Onion anyway?

I know of the Onion but had never heard of Daily Currant. I just posted this because I thought it was pretty ridiculous.

[meridannight]

I know of the Onion but had never heard of Daily Currant. I just posted this because I thought it was pretty ridiculous.

i hadn't heard of the Daily Currant either.

[ShiftyNJ]

I know of the Onion but had never heard of Daily Currant. I just posted this because I thought it was pretty ridiculous.

And you would be right, sir!