Sagittarius
08-15-2015, 08:49 AM
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.
2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
3. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
8. The 50-50-90 rule states, "Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong."
9. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
10. The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those
who got there first.
11. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and
he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
12. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
13. God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark.
14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of
twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
bright until you hear them speak.
2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
3. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
8. The 50-50-90 rule states, "Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong."
9. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
10. The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those
who got there first.
11. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and
he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
12. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
13. God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark.
14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of
twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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