I'm Drunk

[TheLastDJ]

And for that reason, I'm out.

[Phil]

I blame alcohol!

[sweetlad86]

Wish I was lol!

[BobBlack1988]

What lovely drunken punctuation.

[TheLastDJ]

What a day I had. Drunk by four in the afternoon and asleep by eight in the evening. I bet I missed the best night ever, I always do.

[Phil]

I bet I missed the best night ever, I always do.

On here ? There was a couple of tumbleweeds blew past...

[TheLastDJ]

That's reassuring. Don't suppose you've seen my phone have you?

[marshlander]

That's reassuring. Don't suppose you've seen my phone have you?

Want someone here to ring you

[Phil]

That's reassuring. Don't suppose you've seen my phone have you?

Of the mobile variety ? with buttons on n stuff ?

[TheLastDJ]

Tried that, phone's on silent. I reckon it'll be in the last place I look you know.