Turned Down stories

[MFD000]

Anyone have any "good" stories of being turned down? No one ever seems to joke about being turned down, but I figured they'd be funny to share. I'll start:

Talking to this guy on Hornet, because why not, I ask what he's looking for. Mind you it's 230 AM. He says he's looking to have sex with a guy for the first time. He's super hot and I'm cool with going slow and at other guys' pace so I start digging further. He wants to bottom for his first time and starts asking a ton of questions about how it'll feel, which am I, how did I know, etc. After 20 minutes or so of back and forth he tells me about this guy he's talking to and how nervous he is about his first time......He was asking my advice on how to bottom for someone else....

/)_-

[Anocxu]

I've been rejected so many times..lol
I've been turned down for..
*Being too young. .
*Being too old..
*Being too dark in complexion
*Being too pale in complexion
*Not wanting to bottom.
*Not wanting to have him invite his friends over to join in.

Just a long list of shallow and superficial inconsistencies.
Lmao..

It's always better to know the person you're getting naked with...

[jimcrackcorn]

I had a wino turn me down once!!!!!! He wanted Thunderbird wine,, and all I had was Lambrusco,,, so he told me to Walk On By...

Actually,, I did have a guy tell me; Good luck, Good buy, And get lost <that baby hopper had some nerve,,, I was 14 - which should have been plenty young enough for his geriatric age>

More to come,,,,, as soon as I can think-up another one (smile)...

Notorious Liar,
Jim

[VirgoMasquerade]

We just live too far away from each other... It wouldn't work out nick. Funny but it still hurts my heart... I a lot

[jimcrackcorn]

We just live too far away from each other... It wouldn't work out nick. Funny but it still hurts my heart... I a lot

(Big Hugs).....

ad-and-sorry-smile

[VirgoMasquerade]

(Big Hugs).....

ad-and-sorry-smile

Thanks, I've kinda gotten used to it now. Every guy i meet and like are states away or live on the other half of the world. Kinda a why even try thing

[Anocxu]

We just live too far away from each other... It wouldn't work out nick. Funny but it still hurts my heart... I a lot

Aww..
Well..
He lost a good thing..

If you two were still dating maybe we wouldn't have met you on this site. .

[VirgoMasquerade]

Aww..
Well..
He lost a good thing..

If you two were still dating maybe we wouldn't have met you on this site. .

They. Around 4 guys so far ive liked

[Anocxu]

They. Around 4 guys so far ive liked

Well Virgo..
This means you have to re vamp your strategies. .
I'm not sure of your surroundings. .
But..
You should start looking into local guys..

Did you go visit that gay club yet..?

[VirgoMasquerade]

Well Virgo..
This means you have to re vamp your strategies. .
I'm not sure of your surroundings. .
But..
You should start looking into local guys..

Did you go visit that gay club yet..?

Not yet, No jeep :< Wanna be my sugar daddy and pay for one?