My Jokes

[jamiebfd]

This whole thread should be called Thawoods because you are and always will be a joke of a human being, You lack respect and originality.

[thawoods]

Q: What is stronger than superman?

A: superglue

[thawoods]

Q: If ISIS had a brother, what would they call him?
A: IBRO

[thawoods]

Q; What is the stinkiest part of the computer?
A: the CPU

[morgan]

Do you want to hear a joke?

Me.

[thawoods]

Q: What runs with no legs and drags with no turbulence?
A: the mouse

[thawoods]

Q: What is the most abused tree in history?
A: the Christ-mas tree

[thawoods]

Q: What is faster than the speed of light?
A: the switch

[thawoods]

Q: why do roosters wake up usually earlier than most people?
A: to catch the early worm

[thawoods]

Pussy cat, pussy cat where have you been?
I've been to London to visit the queen
Pussy cat, pussy cat what did you do there?
Well, I'm still in London