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12-18-2015, 09:42 PM

Q: What was the biggest tea party in history?
A: the Boston tea party

Q: Who got to drink all of the tea?
A: the fish and all the manatees

LJay · 12-18-2015, 10:22 PM

Thawoods, I really hope that you have asked for a joke book for Christmas.

Cobalt · 12-19-2015, 04:40 AM

...no words....no words for this thread for so many reasons...

12-19-2015, 09:23 AM

Q: What was the most expensive thing Hillary Clinton bought for herself?
A: a search engine

12-19-2015, 05:37 PM

Q: What do you get when you throw a cat into a pond?
A: a wet pussy
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Q: What do call a rooster flapping its wings?
A: a happy cock

12-19-2015, 05:37 PM

Q: What is a dog's favorite cake?
A: Pavlova

12-20-2015, 06:06 AM

Q: What are bananas' worst night-mare of a city?
A: Split

12-22-2015, 07:44 AM

Q: What is the constipated person's theme song?
A: "♫♪ Let it go, let it go, can't hold it back anymore!♪♫"

supasyd · 12-22-2015, 08:30 PM

Going to appreciate Christmas cracker jokes so much more now.

12-31-2015, 12:18 PM

3 vampires entered a bar

rich vampire: fresh blood please!
middle-class vampire: a blood sausage please!
poor vampire: a sanitary napkin please! tea-time, anyone?

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