yo momma so fat she eats cereal with a shovel
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yo mamma is so fat they decided to pull the plug on her and let her die peacefully. And if that doesn't work they can use baseball bats.
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Yo mamas so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.
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yo mama is so fat she forgot how to sneeze and shes throwing up blood.
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Yo mama is so fat, it took 3 years for Nationwide to get on her side.
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yo mama is so fat she decided to go on a diet.
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yo momma so fat, her breasts excrete butter-milk.
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yo momma so fat, she was turned into a smiley.
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the earth is flat b'cos yo momma so fat!
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yo mommas so fat she cant put on her shoe because her feet are nowhere near her hands.
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