yo momma so fat, ferrero rocher wrapped her up in tin foil.
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yo momma so fat, your boss fired her in a cannon.
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yo momma so fat 3 hail marys couldn't save her.
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yo momma so fat, she got stuck-up at the rabbit hole.
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yo momma so fat, she runs on 10w40.
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yo momma so fat, the Venus de Milo broke a leg.
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yo momma so fat, her cup size is bottomless.
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yo momma so fat, the police rodeo'd her to arrest her.
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