the If/Will game

[Cridders88]

No.

If someone booked you a skydive for your birthday, would you do it?

[thawoods]

yes, but i hope i am not alone

if someone gave you an effigy made of vegetables, fruits and plant products, will you be delighted?

[Insertnamehere]

No, go feed someone with that, more useful.

If I asked you to engage in a brawl with me will you do it?

[Cridders88]

Only if we were naked.

If you saw me making a fool of myself, would you make me aware and stop me?

[thawoods]

yes, i'd shake you 'til your hairs come off

if He-man became a real person, will you ride on his back?

[Cridders88]

No.

If Albert Einstein came back to life, would you cook him dinner?

[thawoods]

no

if Gambit had Cyclops' superpower will that make you admire him?

[Cridders88]

No.

If Madonna sang a song about you, would you be disturbed or pleased?

[thawoods]

I think it'd be nice.

If an armorer gave you a pair of shoulder guards, will you accept them?

[Cridders88]

If I felt I might need them soon, then yes.

If a beggar asked for change, will you give them some?