the If/Will game

[Cridders88]

Give a hint? I think feeling their boner is a big enough hint

If you saw a stranger step out in front of a bus, would you dive out to save them?

[Insertnamehere]

I don't think I'd have the appropriate reaction time for that.

If someone faints and starts having convulsions in front of you will you run away?

[Cridders88]

No, I would help them, or try to.

If there was a knock at your door at 2am, would you answer it?

[Insertnamehere]

No fucking way.

If the earth cracked and opened beneath your feet would be be able to jump to the side in time?

[Cridders88]

I reckon so.

If a tree fell onto your house, caving the roof, will you scream hysterically or deal with it relatively calmly?

[Insertnamehere]

The second.

If someday I can manage a back flip will you follow up with a double back flip?

[Cridders88]

No way

If Britney Spears moved into the house next door to you, would you be concerned?

[Insertnamehere]

Yes, I would be concerned with her well being if she's around me.

If you want some cake will you bake it yourself?

[Cridders88]

No, I'd probably buy it.

If you had to choose between your family and your friends, would you choose?

[Insertnamehere]

I don't have friends, maybe the one. Even so, friends. Family is kind of a baggage.

If you heard that a massive meteorite is going to crash on earth devastating all life, will you try and make the ost of your remaining time?