The what happens next? thread

[Insertnamehere]

She gets a "uh huh" and I go back to my work.

What happens after you notice the building is collapsing?

[Cridders88]

Shout for everyone to get out then make a hasty exit myself.

What happens when Lara remains underwater for about a minute?

[Insertnamehere]

Lara is going to make me dive after her isn't she, the bitch.

What happens after you scare all the neighbours?

[Justaguy]

Applaud myself at being able to scare anyone!

What happens after the Dolphins rise up and overthrow humanity?

[knickerbuck]

let the dolphins kill us ..

what happens if you saw a parasitic plant feed off of your favorite sunflower bush?

[IanSaysHi]

I'd wonder what kind of radiation was creating such parasitic fauna and causing sunflowers to grow in bushes.

What happens if you find yourself in a strange puzzle room wearing a colourful shellsuit, you see a crystal nearby but people with mullets and perms are shouting "get out get out"as another guy who plays the harmonica whilst in leopard print is counting down from ten?

[Cridders88]

I'd wee a little as I realised I was in Knightmare, ignore the advice of my useless teammates, and leg it out of there.

What happens after you expose an ankle to another gay man?

[knickerbuck]

i wouldnt know if he had foot fetish .. but let what happens happen ..

wwyd if you had a boat?

[Justaguy]

Sail it around the caribbean, and with my west country accent pretend to be a pirate.

What happens after you've embarrassed yourself beyond measure in front of a guy you like?

[Cridders88]

I attempt to laugh it off then offer up some self depreciating humour just to round it off

What happens when someone lies to you and you know they're lying?