The what happens next? thread

[Justaguy]

I'm not sure, I'd like to think I'd call them out on it though.

What happens after you suffer a head injury and discover you can read people's minds?

[Cridders88]

I shoot myself. Fuck being able to do that, I'd rather not know. I can imagine it being like one of those scenarios where you would literally be hearing everyone's thoughts at once too, which would be pretty grim.

What happens when you get into bed most evenings?

[knickerbuck]

sleep

What happens next if you had received an invitation from the army?

[Cridders88]

I'd laugh.

What happens when milk is poured into Coffee?

[knickerbuck]

the coffee will taste better ..

what happens to a gun if you ever receive one? ..

[Cridders88]

I sell it. I have no reason to own a gun.

What happens next after someone gets in your face and starts speaking in a tone which conveys the fact they are about to explode with anger?

[knickerbuck]

omg .. dunno .. wonder what i did wrong i guess? .. lol ..

what happens if you lost your water connection for a week? ..

[Cridders88]

I'd step outside and bathe in the rain.

What happens next after someone compliments you?

[IanSaysHi]

I go all bashful.

What happens when you get stressed?

[knickerbuck]

sleep ..

what happens after that you get yourself wet from someone pushing you into the pool? ..