what has four chamber but no secrets?
answer: the heart
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what liquid substance hardens just when you planned out that you could evaporate it?
:the egg
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what fruit has a butterfly hidden in it?
a: the cocoonut
groan.
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what is the difference between life and death?
50-50
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...the new dumping point for my jokes...
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what is better than a die-hard-fan?: an electric fan
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i caught my boss jerking off, that's why i renamed their company "WALnut."
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at a philosophy class:
teacher: to see is to believe
student: excuse me sir, can you see your brain?
teacher: no, but if i crack your head open everybody will know that you have one!
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