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pick-up lines
#1
post a pick-up line:

u can't spell "handsome" without "me."
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#2
"Did it hurt when you fell?"

"Huh?"

"When you fell from heaven".

Groan.
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#3
"Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind."
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#4
What fruit is never dry?

the watermelon ...
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#5
-Did it hurt?
-what?
- when you broke through earth's crust ascending from hell.
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#6
what will always have a hole?

: the ass
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#7
You got Armani jeans but are you gonna bang though?
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#8
what is harder than a penis?

: Hillary Clinton's head ...
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#9
Do you have any Norwegian in you? Would you like some?
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#10
I have some Spanish in me ...

now where are the mosquitos? ..... XD ; !! X) ^^ . : p , .@@ ..`` Big Grin ...
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