pick-up lines

[thawoods]

what has four chamber but no secrets?

answer: the heart

[thawoods]

what liquid substance hardens just when you planned out that you could evaporate it?


:the egg

[thawoods]

what fruit has a butterfly hidden in it?

a: the cocoonut

groan.

[thawoods]

what is the difference between life and death?

50-50

[Cridders88]

These are pick up lines? :eek:

[thawoods]

...the new dumping point for my jokes...

[thawoods]

what is better than a die-hard-fan?: an electric fan

[thawoods]

i caught my boss jerking off, that's why i renamed their company "WALnut."

[thawoods]

at a philosophy class:

teacher: to see is to believe
student: excuse me sir, can you see your brain?
teacher: no, but if i crack your head open everybody will know that you have one!