post a pick-up line:
u can't spell "handsome" without "me."
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I'm a : Gay Man in a Monogamous Gay Relationship
Starsign: Virgo
Mood:
"Did it hurt when you fell?"
"Huh?"
"When you fell from heaven".
Groan.
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"Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind."
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What fruit is never dry?
the watermelon ...
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-Did it hurt?
-what?
- when you broke through earth's crust ascending from hell.
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what will always have a hole?
: the ass
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You got Armani jeans but are you gonna bang though?
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what is harder than a penis?
: Hillary Clinton's head ...
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Do you have any Norwegian in you? Would you like some?
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