I just walk past it, wondering who left it there. And call upon Greenanator The wind/solar power giant robot with built in automated recycling plant and echo friendly weaponry to clean up and defend the hill. :biggrin:
Sadly the Greenanator hadn't reckoned with the awesome mess making power of me on a spree. Watch me spree away and your robot give up on life and recycle itself into napkin rings.
I defend the hill with the general rubbishness of men, particularly in Aberdeen.
I disarm your general rubbishness of men, particularly in Aberdeen, with the charm, grace, erudition and hospitality of princealbertofb.
As we shimmy hand in hand into the sunset, leaving behind happy groups seated on the grass around gingham picnic blankets and full to overflowing picnic baskets we send a carrier pigeon to demand the return of lisanmaria who will defend with strength and truth.
I shoot down your pigeon and lisanmaria don't get your message (though I do hope they return).
I defend the hill with my can of Defend'o'Hill which prevents any intruders from coming within 50 feet of the circumfrance of the area I doused. Though... now I can't leave either... this plan may have a flaw...
I wait for you to starve slowly, standing on the other side of your defendohill slick munching happily on a five course dinner i made earlier. Once you've perished i set a bunch of magical monkeys loose to clean up the mess.
I defend the hill with the other one from Destiny's Child.