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King of the Hill (The Awesome way)
#1
OK I desided why not play a little game on here I played on random forums,
The game is called "King of the Hill"
the rules are simple
you start off by saying at the start of your sentence with a way you defeat what ever the person is defending the hill with and then your will write "I defend the hill with..." and after "with" you put what ever you defend the hill with and it goes on and on and on!

Example:
Person 1 says: I defend the hill with a condom!

Person 2 says: I rip your condom by useing it on my self with really bad cheap lub from the dollor store, then I defend the hill with a base ball bat.


Dont be afrade to be silly, its ment to be funny xD

Soooo I will start!


I defend the hill with a bannana!
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#2
I peel your banana, eat it and leave your defense wide open.

Now I defend the hill with a somewhat sharp stick I found on the ground.
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#3
I use overly huge sissors to cut your stick in two!
I defend the hill with a homofobe I found on the street xD
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#4
I get your homophobe drunk and shag him, thus making him realise he's actually one of us.

I defend the hill with Dogworth III, my three headed dog who also happens to be my butler.
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#5
I attack your dog with a man who like beastyality.
and then I defend the hill with a porn magazine LOLZ
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#6
I hide your porn mag somewhere that I can look at it late at night.
Then I defend the hill with case of poker chips.
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#7
I get a royal flush and clean you the fuck out.

I defend the hill with Paris Hilton's face.
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#8
I cover Paris Hilton's face with a back-to-front balaclava and defend the hill with loud poetry.
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#9
I bring along Carol-Ann Duffy, slayer of all poetry, to work her magic.

I defend the hill with willpower alone.
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#10
I throw a naked Zac Efron off the hill and watch Sox chase after him.

I defend the hill with a hardback copy of Aristotle's Metaphysics.
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