He said that the cough, was from the TV

[Anonymous]

He will be home soon. For Christmas.
Back when I married him, I was SHOWERED with gifts.
After the wedding, though, it all changed.

He doesn't buy gifts, for Christmas.
Before we married, he gave me gifts "Just Becacue".
Post Matrimony, though, and it is all, "I was planning on getting you something...."

And it is always my fault! Ask him, he'll tell you!
It is my fault that he spent $100 + Dollars on iTunes.
Of course, he will also be hurt that my gift wasn't good enough....

~I'll Trade 'Ya!

[MikeW]

[himself]

I'll trade with you but have him boiled, skinned and chopped up first.

[TwisttheLeaf]

Time to move on.

[Cridders88]

Next!

Everyone knows you're meant to fake smile, even if you don't like the gift.

[deephiance]