weirdest thing you've stuck in your ass.

[New guy]

A cold can of Pepsi. I saw a photo of that around 1997, and decided to try it. Took me 13 years but I finally did it. It's so cold, worse than ice cubes because it doesn't warm up! Other things, candles, Shampoo bottles, Never tried veggies though.

[Sil]

haha I'd love to tell you but you'd have to buy me a shitload of drinks... makes me laugh thinking about it

[Vigilias]

The strangest thing I ever stuck up my arse... let me see... Oh I know! My exes dick!

I have a friend who was a Nurse and he reports a Frozen Haddock and a Dwarfs Arm! (Dwarf still attached).

Hope that helps!

[jensen312]

a screwdriver. the thick end.

[Soulblade]

A cold soda can, a carrot, one of my teacher's fingers, a broom stick... that's all I can think for now.

[Soulblade]

A cold soda can @_____@????? How big is it@?@??

And one of my teacher's finger :eek::eek::eek::eek:

The soda can took a hell lot of time, and it was painful, but God, it felt so good! the only thing was that the cold didn't stop >_<

And, well, I am in a solid relationship with my English-Spanish teacher, but before that I used to have... encounters... with another one.

[Ultra]

I've never stuck anything up there yet!
Except my finger.

Same here, except for the yet part. I do not intend on sticking weird up my ass. Since anal is not my thing, I'll never get a cock up there. Sorry, I'm just totally turned off by anal.

[Anonymous]

It was right around Christmas time. I was a kid at the time and we just had gotten our Christmas tree. My mother cut an 6 inch portion off the top of the tree so she could put the star on the top. What I did next definitely was not smart. I took the stick and shoved it up where the sun doesnt shine while in the bathroom. I pulled it out and it had chit and blood on it. I had pine needles stuck up there or at least make me bleed. I have no idea why I did it, I definitely didnt do it for sexual pleasure. Everything healed up on its own. I wouldve been so embarrassed if I had to explain what happened to my parents and doctor. I am very ashamed of this incident and havent told any body till now.

[Darius]

Let's see.....
A candle, a flashlight handle (maglite, not one of the big ones, thank goodness), and a rubber snake.

lol, that last one was something I did fairly often between the ages of 7 and 12, till the rubber snake broke. Shortly after I started that is when I realized that looking at some of the men in my older brother's motorcycle magazines made me feel funny.

[fenris]

Let's see.....
A candle, a flashlight handle (maglite, not one of the big ones, thank goodness), and a rubber snake.

lol, that last one was something I did fairly often between the ages of 7 and 12, till the rubber snake broke. Shortly after I started that is when I realized that looking at some of the men in my older brother's motorcycle magazines made me feel funny.

Cool ... you´re feeling well and your partner can read his book to end .... nice idea :biggrin: