A cold can of Pepsi. I saw a photo of that around 1997, and decided to try it. Took me 13 years but I finally did it. It's so cold, worse than ice cubes because it doesn't warm up! Other things, candles, Shampoo bottles, Never tried veggies though.
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haha I'd love to tell you but you'd have to buy me a shitload of drinks... makes me laugh thinking about it
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The strangest thing I ever stuck up my arse... let me see... Oh I know! My exes dick!
I have a friend who was a Nurse and he reports a Frozen Haddock and a Dwarfs Arm! (Dwarf still attached).
Hope that helps!
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a screwdriver. the thick end.
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A cold soda can, a carrot, one of my teacher's fingers, a broom stick... that's all I can think for now.
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It was right around Christmas time. I was a kid at the time and we just had gotten our Christmas tree. My mother cut an 6 inch portion off the top of the tree so she could put the star on the top. What I did next definitely was not smart. I took the stick and shoved it up where the sun doesnt shine while in the bathroom. I pulled it out and it had chit and blood on it. I had pine needles stuck up there or at least make me bleed. I have no idea why I did it, I definitely didnt do it for sexual pleasure. Everything healed up on its own. I wouldve been so embarrassed if I had to explain what happened to my parents and doctor. I am very ashamed of this incident and havent told any body till now.
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A candle, a flashlight handle (maglite, not one of the big ones, thank goodness), and a rubber snake.
lol, that last one was something I did fairly often between the ages of 7 and 12, till the rubber snake broke. Shortly after I started that is when I realized that looking at some of the men in my older brother's motorcycle magazines made me feel funny.
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