A young blonde man fears his husband is having an affair

[tomtom]

A young blonde guy fears his husband is having an affair, so he goes to a shop and buys a handgun. The next day he comes home to find his husband in bed with a handsome redhead. He grabs the gun and holds it to his head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with him not to shoot himself. The hysterical blonde tells his husband: "Shut up ... you're next!"

[Bhp91126]

As a blond I resent this. Hmph.

[CellarDweller]

As a blond I resent this. Hmph.

[Chase]

Clearly you're a blond who died your hair brunet, as every true brunet knows "blonde" with an E at the end only applies to women, and it's "blond" with no E to refer to men

[tomtom]

I didn't make the joke up I promise!

[InbetweenDreams]

Clearly you're a blond who died your hair brunet, as every true brunet knows "blonde" with an E at the end only applies to women, and it's "blond" with no E to refer to men

I didn't know that...hmmm