True Acronyms

[monk]

Some
Customers
Order
Large
Lashings
Of
Potato
Skins

However, some customers order E.X.O.T.I.C. dishes.

[Genersis]

EXcellently
Outlandish,
Tasty,
Intricate,
Concoction.

Enjoyed in M.O.D.E.R.A.T.I.O.N. no doubt.

[Rainbowmum]

Measured
Order
Deliberately
Evil
Restrictions
And
Tethered
In
Over
Nushes

The things we do to in the name of V.A.N.I.T.Y

[monk]

Varnish
Artificial
Nails
In
Tahitian
Yellow?

Not to mention what we do to keep up with F.A.S.H.I.O.N.

[Rainbowmum]

Fads
Are
Sexy
Hot
In-touch
Of
New styles

Which reminds me I had best make a S.H.O.P.P.I.N.G. date with the girls.

[Genersis]

[COLOR="Indigo"]Shameless
Hunting
Of
Perfect,
Pricey,
Incredibly
Naughty,
Garments.[/COLOR]

Perhaps that Acronym is stereotyping on G.E.N.D.E.R. a little too much.:redface:

[monk]

Get
Everyone
Neutered.
Discover
Equality
Reigns.

Or would that spoil everyone's F.U.N?

[Spunky304R]

French
Undercover
Nuns

Would you like to visit the S.A.U.N.A.?

[monk]

Sweaty
And
Undressed,
Not
Attractive!


Would you also like a H.O.T. T.U.B.?

[Rainbowmum]

Hand
Over
Trunks
Two
Under
Bubbles

A hot tub might be fun , but I would never know if the bubbles were made by the husband unit I think I will stick to hot a S.H.O.W.E.R. instead.