This just happened… and I’m crying laughing 😭 (also maybe moving states lol)

[EveryoneKnowsnooooooooo]

So I’m in my 30s and thankfully at a point in life where this is more funny than traumatizing… but barely.

I have a brother who is mentally slow, and I keep my phone password super simple so he can use it if he need's to. No big deal, right?

Well. I left my phone in my parents bathroom by accident.

They. Went. Through. It. 😭

Now, listen… my phone is wild. We’re talking nudes, my man-gina pics 😩, shots with toys, and yes… my Grindr profile which, let’s just say, if I posted the bio on here I’d probably get banned.

 When I look at my mom she looks very angry like she wants to send me to conversion camp. My dad won’t even make eye contact. 

All I can do is laugh and accept that I can never die because the funeral slideshow would ruin what's left of my legacy 💀💀💀
OMEGAW.

This story is 100% True  thnx babes