How to hide boners?

[TommyRay]

I'm 17 and yes, get random boners from the stupidest things. I wear either briefs or boxers (briefs more). So next week I'm going on a trip and there's public showers and stuff and no one (my age) wears briefs anymore so i don't want to feel weird in front of them.

I want to wear boxers the whole trip, not even bringing briefs.

But how can i hide the boners and stuff? Lol.

[juk]

Point to something far away from you and shout 'OMG Look at that!' - but I guess that might not be effective!

Do you mean loose fitting boxer boxers? If so would the tighter fitting fitted boxers be any better? Could always try long tshirt to help hide the beast, or just make sure you have something to hand to conveniently place in front of the offending body part. Or just fake passing out - although falling backwards would be a bad idea, and falling forward could be painful!

Some serious and not so serious suggestions there, anyone else got any tips?

[frostyinleeds]

depends how big ur cock is lol xx

[albabonzai]

Staple it to your leg? :p

Seriously dont know as ive never had to worry about it as im like a ninja and can control my cock :p No but seriously i honestly dont know other than wearing tight boxers?!?!?

[Genersis]

My tip;
Give up.
Its something you really can't fight.
If any guys say anything maybe you could say:"and you don't get them?"
And as for girls?.....RUN! Or brag jokingly, depending on which is favorable to your personality, of course.:tongue:

Maybe your trying too hard to hide it?(Sorry, teribly awfull pun*looks for exit*)

[marshlander]

If there are other 17 year olds they will surely be wondering the same thing. If you set the trend in the showers, they'll surely leap to follow your lead ............................... or was that a dream I had once ................ or twice :redface:

Strippers sometimes use the rubber band trick.

[Gareth125]

Tip number one ....if you get a boner squeeze the end of you penis between thumb and fore finger for a minuate or so ( where the penis end starts) this will make you go floppy

Tip number two , think of a real turn off ...it works

Wear baggy boxers rather than tight fitting ones

[juk]

Tip number one ....if you get a boner squeeze the end of you penis between thumb and fore finger for a minuate or so ( where the penis end starts) this will make you go floppy

Might draw more attention to it if he does that, depending on the situation :tongue: lol

Seriously though, all the other 17 year olds are going to have the same happening to them, and its highly unlikely that anyone will draw attention to it because they will fear people asking why they were looking anyway!

Oh and Marshlander, you naughty man lol

[Kiid]

I'v never had this as a real big problem as I'v had to share a changing room with guys for ages and I kinda just keep my head down and never thought sexy thoughts in the changing rooms.

[marshlander]

... Seriously though, all the other 17 year olds are going to have the same happening to them, and its highly unlikely that anyone will draw attention to it because they will fear people asking why they were looking anyway! ...

Maybe times have changed and people are more discreet these days ... maybe not. I was fourteen or fifteen and getting changed for cross-country running when the inevitable happened. I tried to carry on changing without anyone noticing, but didn't get away with it. "Wow! Look at ***'s!" one of the more socially challenged boys shouted to everyone else, "It's HORIZONTAL!". Of course everyone looked at me, but before things could get any worse, one of them just turned to this bully and said, "It's vertical, you prat! The word is "vertical"!" He was the one that everyone laughed at that day, not me, thank goodness.

I'v never had this as a real big problem as I'v had to share a changing room with guys for ages and I kinda just keep my head down and never thought sexy thoughts in the changing rooms.

Sounds like a wasted opportunity to me. Surely it's an excellent time to replenish your mental photographic album with landscapes for later private recall But maybe that was what got me into trouble in the first place ... :redface: Funny, though, I seemed to manage to get away without being bullied at school for being thought of as queer.