01-03-2011, 01:32 AM
THE PERFECT HUSBAND
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas
Party. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as
he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force
himself to open his eyes and the first thing he saw is a couple of
aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a
single red rose!
Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect
order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house..
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring
back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging
on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it
and a kiss mark from his husband in lipstick:
'Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to
make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling!
Love, Bob.'
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,
Steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at
the table, eating.
Jack asks, 'Son... what happened last night?'
'Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You
fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the
hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.
Confused, he asked his son, 'so, why is everything in such perfect
order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table
waiting for me?
His son replies, 'Oh THAT! Dad dragged you to the bedroom, and when
he tried to take your pants off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone
Asshole, I'm married!!'
Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time......PRICELESS
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas
Party. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as
he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force
himself to open his eyes and the first thing he saw is a couple of
aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a
single red rose!
Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect
order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house..
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring
back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging
on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it
and a kiss mark from his husband in lipstick:
'Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to
make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling!
Love, Bob.'
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,
Steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at
the table, eating.
Jack asks, 'Son... what happened last night?'
'Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You
fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the
hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.
Confused, he asked his son, 'so, why is everything in such perfect
order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table
waiting for me?
His son replies, 'Oh THAT! Dad dragged you to the bedroom, and when
he tried to take your pants off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone
Asshole, I'm married!!'
Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time......PRICELESS
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