Most Embarrassing Thing That Happened To You

[marshlander]

Off Topic....

I can't whistle but I've always wanted to wolf-whistle at a fit builder with his top off.

Well you know what Ian Fleming wrote about men who can't whistle ... oh, wait

[marshlander]

he'll probably stop and ask where the bird was,I not saying they are thick or anything.

What are you suggesting, dear boy? :redface:

[toomuch45]

Yeah. I hate being around drunk people. Mainly because they are as embarrassing as hell.:redface:

But my MOST embarrassing moment was in secondary school...No, fuck that. Just secondary school as a whole.
Some examples:
Peed myself because my PE teacher didn't let me go to the toilet.(No one noticed, but still.)
Being called a brain dead idiot by a teacher infront of the class.("I thought David was a brain dead idiot! Untill i marked his work book. You really need to participate in the leasons more.")
Getting kicked by a kid, which made me fall over into a classroom where i was laughed at and the teacher was shouting at me to get out.
Any drama leason or leason where i had stand infront of the class.
PE
ECT
Glad it's over.:frown:

HELL IM SCARED OF DRUNK PEOPLE:o

[Spray]

One day, while i was watching gay porn at home, my dad came back suddenly and saw that.......... Although I gave him an explanation later, I still feel embarrassed today.

[sephirothtx]

lol i wuz a horny little teenager

got caught twice having sex (with the same girl) first time was in her mom's classroom, by a janitor, lol, luckily she didn't speak english so her attempt to tell on us to her mother didn't do anything, she thought the janitor said we had been "making out in the band hall" ???

second time we had gone on vacation with my family, and waited as long as we could, then went to go do it in a set of bathrooms, we thought was far enough away from our camping spot to give us privacy )these bathrooms where one large room behind a locked door, for privacy cause in them you could go and bathe and whatnot. ) but apparently my father had seen us and caught us in the act, lol really embarrassing.

[SlipknotRlZZ]

Off Topic....

I can't whistle but I've always wanted to wolf-whistle at a fit builder with his top off.

HAHAHA dude

I can whistle. And our school has this forest on campus and there's this huge building which is being renovated on the other side of the fence. And when we head into the forest for out elective, I always whistle at the builders and wave and they whistle and wave back! It's awesome!! lol And I'm not doing it to mock them or anything, just absolutely friendly.

[simon]

What are you suggesting, dear boy? :redface:

I was saying he probably wouldn't think it was him you were whistling at and think there must be some hot girl he had missed.

[seeking]

One day, while i was watching gay porn at home, my dad came back suddenly and saw that.......... Although I gave him a explanation later, I still feel embarrassed today.

i wonder what explanation did u give....was he convinced then??

[ManicReptile21]

most embarrassing thing that happened to me= i was riding my bike in the middle of winter, during the chirstmas shopping rush (was doing some last minute shopping of my own) here i am doing highly dangerous stunts while whizzing through the parking lot, i cut in front of this small car full that had an entire family packed into it, and i started laughing as i passed them- then out of nowhere this sheet of ice came out of the ground and my bike slid, and i totally busted my as$- the family took the time to open all of their windows and just laugh at me, even though i was bleeding. i nearly cried.

[Darius]

Okay, so I was having sex with my boyfriend of the time in his bed, and his room at that time was essentially a very roomy hallway/foyer at the top of the stairs that led down to the living room. a.k.a his parents had to walk through his room to go into their bedroom (very small, badly designed 2 story house). He has not come out to his parents yet and they thought I was a fun hangout buddy who liked videogames (technically true, just not the whole truth) So we're really getting hot and heavy and I'm on top straddling him, my naked back and ass is to the staircase door and his parents bedroom door is to my right. I'm moaning too loud to hear his father come up the stairs. I see my Bf's face go blank white as he looks behind me, sees his father silhouetted in the doorframe, then he pulls me down to his chest and yanks up the covers over me, and all I hear after that is about a minute of awkward silence followed by "G'night, boys", as his father walks right past us (I could have stretched out my arm and reached across the length of his body, that's how close he walked by us) into his bedroom, and goes to bed without comment. After we're done shaking with nerve and embarrassment (the question of how his father would react was unanswered at this point) my bf starts laughing, and I star laughing, and before we know it we're both cracking up over the whole thing. (Found out later his father didn't give a crap that he was bi and was just glad he'd found someone nice)

And goodness knows that's nothing compared to the time his grandmother caught him blowing me on her antique couch... (how that woman instantly knew what we were doing from 15 feet away when she was stone deaf and blind as a bat, I'll never know)