Experimented with potentially dangerous life altering tool?

[curios]

I found this video on youtube that has a song that's supposed to increase breast size. I recorded the audio and replayed close to 6,000 times. I started seeing some noticeable results and stopped.

A few weeks later I found my nipples getting more sensitive and larger and the volume of the entire thing had grown. Now I'm high (currently as I type this) and I find myself listening to the song. I don't know what's going on or even what to ask but I guess

1) what might the results be/worst case scenario
2) is it permanent?

[red06sc]

a song? interesting

[Wolf]

huh well i don't believe a song is potentially dangerous except to the mind cause you claim you've listened to it 6000 times in a row that'll make anyone go crazy. That and getting high would do it too

[dfiant]

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How to get to Heaven from Scotland …

I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting into heaven.

I asked them, "If I sold my house and my
car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my
money to the church, would that get me
into heaven?"

"NO!" the children answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed
the garden and kept everything tidy, would
that get me into heaven?"

Again, the answer was 'No!'

By now I was starting to smile.

"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and
gave sweets to all the children and
loved my husband, would that get me
into heaven?"

Again, they all answered 'No!'

I was just bursting with pride for them.


I continued, "Then how can I get into heaven?"


A six year old boy shouted,


"Yuv got tae be fukin' dead"

Do I have the right thread for this?