A few jokes!

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I now know I'm getting old..............I was watching some porn the other day and thought to myself wow that's a nice bed!

It shouldn't be called pay-day, it should be called exchange day! They give it to me, and I give it to everyone else!

Old AGE TEXTING CODES: BFF-best friend fell. BYOT-bring your own teeth.GGPBL-gotta go, pacemaker battery low. ROFLACGU-rolling on floor laughing and can't get up

Got up this morning and ran around the block 4 times! Then I got tired, so I picked it up and put it back in the toy box!

I can assure you I don't drink too much! I only drink on two occasions... when it's my birthday.. and when it's not.

Wanted !!! Winning lottery ticket, for friendship and maybe more !!!


It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you, and a man who's great in the sack...It's also important that these 3 men should never meet!

Thinks this weather is perfect for washing. I've hung my clothes on the line with washing powder in the pockets...

Says right now as you are reading this thread, 50 million people are having sex, and look at you, you are on the bloody computer!
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