12-03-2007, 04:20 PM
Hey! Who says you need help!
What about... Um... Ooh!
- Buying a pink car and calling it Ben...?
- Selling a kidney to buy a Louis Vutton manbag...?
- Or wearing tight white trousers and prancing round Cardiff with a beatbox on your shoulder subjecting the population to "I Should Be So Lucky"...?
- Having your lips plumped and your eyebrows plucked...?
- Getting a Harley Davidson and some leathers...?
If none of these ideas float your boat, you could always stoop to the age-old, unchanging method of being the gayest of gay...
- Catching AIDS.
Because as we all know... AIDS is a GAY disease, started and spread by GAY people.
Knock yourself out Sunshine!
Dan x x x
What about... Um... Ooh!
- Buying a pink car and calling it Ben...?
- Selling a kidney to buy a Louis Vutton manbag...?
- Or wearing tight white trousers and prancing round Cardiff with a beatbox on your shoulder subjecting the population to "I Should Be So Lucky"...?
- Having your lips plumped and your eyebrows plucked...?
- Getting a Harley Davidson and some leathers...?
If none of these ideas float your boat, you could always stoop to the age-old, unchanging method of being the gayest of gay...
- Catching AIDS.
Because as we all know... AIDS is a GAY disease, started and spread by GAY people.
Knock yourself out Sunshine!
Dan x x x