Last Person to Post Wins

[Bhp91126]

Sorry, only winners get an adult beverage

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I ordered a shot. I'm a winner!

[CellarDweller]

I have a mojito. I win

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I have a warm 40 of Old English 800 and I still win.

[bluedragon]

Not anymore

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I just locked my win to the bike rack.

[Miles]

*steals the whole rack*

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I locked the bike rack to bike rack rack.

[Miles]

let's pursue this potential infinite regress to its logical conclusion...

...my winning

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That ended quick.