Last Person to Post Wins

[Cridders88]

I do find myself smiling at you mixing up on and in . But I am a native speaker, so I have less excuse to be wrong!

[Insertnamehere]

Haha, yes.

Oh dear Lord I will have to get myself under control when I take the TOEFL/IELTS

[Ibex]

I'll give you guys cookies if you let me win.

[Insertnamehere]

I'll take the cookies, knock you out and win anyway

[Cridders88]

Whilst Insert is knocking Ibex out, I creep up behind him with a chloroform soaked rag and take the win from his now motionless self.

[Insertnamehere]

Until I wake up and smash a hydrochloric acid bottle in your face

[Cridders88]

I'd be long gone before then, nice try

[Insertnamehere]

As if you moved around from where you are much.

[Cridders88]

I totally went for a 5km sprint in your absence I have you know.

Fuck it, you're right.

[Insertnamehere]

That's ok, you're too pretty to ruin you with acid anyway.