Last Person to Post Wins

[AlexBravo]

well...let me try something -grabs him by the back and tickles him-

[Chase]

*rolls on the floor laughing hysterically*

[AlexBravo]

awww how adorable you are
-speaks to him like a baby-
ho is a kiut baby!?, ho !?

[Chase]

Stop it, if you keep tickling me, I might vomit

[AlexBravo]

ok that wasn't cute
-i ties him on the carpet and then ties it very well and sends it to China by mail, on top of the carpet put a sign.
"danger, devilish doll"

[Chase]

Send me to Shanghai, my ancestors used to live there as refugees

[AlexBravo]

jajajaja
it will not be so easy

-I sends him to the holy land to exorcise him-

[Chase]

*Comes back from holy land possessed by the demon Moloch*

[AlexBravo]

OMG O_O" somebody help
-Run away-
he wants to eat me !!

[Chase]

Mwahahaha
*started speaking in tongues and spewing bile*