Last Person to Post Wins

[Chase]

Then I shall convert my dog's cuteness into pure energy, which surpass infinity and create a second big bang that will ripple across reality and create a new universe as we now it, with me as emperor

[Bookworm]

Emperors have a habit of turning to the dark side, new universe or no. You can't be allowed to keep the win in such circumstances.

[CellarDweller]

Since you appear to be ready to go to war, I'm taking the win for safekeeping

[Chase]

*my dog snatches the win in her teeth and crawls under the couch*

[CellarDweller]

sends the cat after the dog, and takes the win

dog is too afraid of cat to come out, which is expected, as per this video.

[Chase]

My dog is smaller than that cat. She'd be able to hide from it by crawling under a crevice that's too tight for it.

[CellarDweller]

maybe so, but the win is mine

[Chase]

Until it's mine

[Bookworm]

I think I'll take it now if that's ok with everyone

[CellarDweller]

No, not okay with me.