Last Person to Post Wins

[Chase]

Six hours is too long to hold the win

[Bookworm]

So is 12 minutes. Waaaay too long

[Chase]

As well as a minute

[Bookworm]

I've built in a homing beacon into the win so it always returns to me

[Chase]

I have the win trapped inside a force field that blocks out all signals, including your homing beacon

[Bookworm]

Reverses the field polarity of my homing beacon to overload the force field, and swipe the win from you

[Chase]

Grabs the win and takes off in my spaceship, enters a wormhole and travels through hyperspace.

[Bookworm]

Tracks you through hyperspace via a Borg trans-warp conduit, overtakes you, knocks out your engines and transports the win aboard, and I vanish into an alternate reality

[Chase]

Little did you know, you are currently trapped in an artificial universe with an artificial copy of the win, and the real win is still on my starship.

[Bookworm]

Your starship has no engines though, so you can drift around in space while I think of a way out of this conundrum